Queen

The other day I was thinking (a dangerous quest for me, I know) about how insanely happy I was being married and why I had to wait all these years to be THIS happy with someone. This led me to thinking of alllll the people in the world that just might not be as happy as I am, for various reasons, whatever they may be. So then I started thinking of a way that I could make everyone as happy as I am. Since this isn't an option for anybody, I'd have to be queen. So, as queen, this is what I'd do to make the world happy..

I'd make every girl in my kingdom marry a guy just like Mitch.
(This, in and of itself, would make a girl happy)
Then, I'd make every guy like Mitch actually LOOK like Mitch.
(This would make a girl very happy)

Now, stay with me on this...

A very happy girl means a happy husband.
Happy parents mean the offspring will be just like them
And the cycle of happiness will continue.

BUT, that's not all. I've figured out how to change the world too.

Since every child and all parents will be happy, these people will be incredibly productive and not have it in them to hurt anyone else.
What depressed person is extremely productive? I know none.
And who/what can a bubbly person hurt? I know no one or no thing.
All the productive people create a booming economy,
and non-hurtful people have no room for crime in their lives!

My kingdom will rock every other kingdom by peace and common wealth.
So there you have it.

And it all started with Mitch<3
See, one man can change the world.